Didn't meet any of this 'loads of silly problems'... even the bonnet and tailgate close 'normal'. Maybe our dealer did before delivery what Kremmen did himself?
There are lots of people in the UK finding very poor pre-delivery inspections sadly - looks like you have better dealers there.
Certainly the giant Honda dealer I bought my car from now sells MG cars, despite being one of the biggest dealers previously.
I know someone who bought a brand new crosstar recently... no wallet for the service book and owners manual supplied. Honda+ not activated and not told about the emergency phone number for breakdown service, so without the app they had no way of contacting them.
I've heard of others with poor 12V batteries, low fuel lights on with delivery, etc.
A really poor show in quality, reflects badly on Honda.
FYI service costs here for a simple car that shouldn't need much doing:
Year 1 £275
Year 2
£466!Year 3 £325
If the other user has only had 2 services at 35,000km that's very high - my own oil was black and stank at only 10,000 miles.