Author Topic: Busy day, another new model from the Paris show.  (Read 1777 times)

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Re: Busy day, another new model from the Paris show.
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2014, 11:52:05 AM »
Sounds like a Top Gear report, probably written by a BMW or Audi driver whist waiting for the break down truck to sort out their unreliable German transport.

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Re: Busy day, another new model from the Paris show.
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2014, 03:18:36 PM »
I meet one of these new models most days.

It travels at 40mph unless there is a speed limit sign of any limit in which case the speed drops to 30mph regardless eventually building back up to it's usual 40mph. It never stops at zebra crossings. It has some kind of restrictor fitted because it will not overtake tractors.

I don't know the sex of the driver as it is invisible in it's heavy winter coat with collar turned up and hat, all year round.

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Re: Busy day, another new model from the Paris show.
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2014, 07:34:02 PM »
I've been following Sniff Petrol since it started (2001/02-ish) and it is extremely funny most of the time. I heard it is written by one of the Top Gear scriptwriters but I could be wrong.

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