Do you ever wash your car? If yes, how and how often?

[peteo48]

I use rinseless (NOT WATERLESS!!) washes now almost exclusively. Optimum No Rinse is my go to. No hoses, pressure washers etc etc. This takes very little time and uses a bucket of water and nothing else in terms of water. In view of this I tend to avoid getting the car too dirty so it's a "little and often" basis. A week to ten day depending on the weather.

[Hanszl2001]

Once on a monthly base, twice a year Turtle Wax hybrid solutions ceramic spray coating.
And bird droppings the same day when I see them,  having wet wipes always on board.

[stani]

Generally (because I've had my Jazz for a short time) I only wash the car by rinsing it with demineralized water.

When necessary, I wash the car exclusively by hand (with a washing glove) with a PH-neutral shampoo.

About once every two months Gyeon Q2M WetCoat or CARPRO HydrO2, but now I have a 5-year ceramic protection, so these preparations  over the years only occasionally.

I go to a pressure washer for a hand wash or I have my own.

NEVER machine wash.