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Jocko

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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2020, 08:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Bigfellah2019 on February 26, 2020, 08:22:47 PM
Crikey!! Jocko that  is a very tiny doormat.?
Sorry?
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2020, 01:18:26 PM »
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2020, 03:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Bigfellah2019 on February 27, 2020, 01:18:26 PM
Quote from: Jocko on February 26, 2020, 08:44:13 PM
Quote from: Bigfellah2019 on February 26, 2020, 08:22:47 PM
Crikey!! Jocko that  is a very tiny doormat.?
Sorry?

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Nowhere did it specify the size of the doormat,  only the size of the parcel..( 1 foot square) so how the size of doormat can be deduced from that info I do not know ?  were some assumptions made ? ( clue assume = ass U make of U and me ).
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2020, 03:36:47 PM »
I had no idea what was meant either, hence the "Sorry?" comment. Maybe I should have been more precise and said a foot cubed parcel.
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2020, 04:41:45 PM »
I think you might have missed the two jokes? :-[
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2020, 06:21:13 PM »
I got the second one. I hoped my "Sorry?" might have elicitated an explanation of the first. Would you like to illuminate me?
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2020, 07:09:54 PM »
Quote from: culzean on February 27, 2020, 03:08:45 PM
Quote from: Bigfellah2019 on February 27, 2020, 01:18:26 PM
Quote from: Jocko on February 26, 2020, 08:44:13 PM
Quote from: Bigfellah2019 on February 26, 2020, 08:22:47 PM
Crikey!! Jocko that  is a very tiny doormat.?
Sorry?

Accepted

W..T...F

Nowhere did it specify the size of the doormat,  only the size of the parcel..( 1 foot square) so how the size of doormat can be deduced from that info I do not know ?  were some assumptions made ? E( clue assume = ass U make of U and me ).
Nowhere did it specify the size of the doormat,  only the size of the parcel..( 1 foot square) so how the size of doormat can be deduced from that info I do not know ?  were some assumptions made ? E( clue assume = ass U make of U and me ).


I am surprised that you do not know, you seem to know every thing else, but just to  put you out of your misery.

IT was meant to be a joke. Is that ok now
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2020, 07:31:11 PM »
I realised it was meant to be a joke. Would you care to explain it to me as I am sorry but I don't get it?
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2020, 03:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Jocko on February 27, 2020, 07:31:11 PM
I realised it was meant to be a joke. Would you care to explain it to me as I am sorry but I don't get it?

Is someone mixing up a foot square with a square foot?

I leave you all for a few days and you're falling out over a cardboard box!
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2020, 03:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Jocko on February 26, 2020, 03:54:59 PM
Not even as far as the Great Glen. I was ordering items and when I was asked my postcode (Kirkcaldy) I was told postage would be higher for "Highlands and Islands". I declined to pursue my purchase.
Perhaps someone is confusing Kirkaldy wiith Kirkwall.
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2020, 04:24:27 PM »
It was the postcode that triggered it. Must have flagged something on their system.
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Re: Royal Mail
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2020, 05:14:17 PM »
Quote from: Jocko on February 28, 2020, 04:24:27 PM
It was the postcode that triggered it. Must have flagged something on their system.

Apart from the usual Highland/Islands line, I have seen the odd company that bump up the cost north of Dundee. Kirkcaldy's a bit cheeky though, it's hardly remote!
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