Agreed. The latest Jazz is not a slow car, far from it, it's almost as quick to accelerate as a Golf GTI from not long ago, and compares very favourably with iike for like competitors around today.
So its odd that an owner said the car was painfully slow, and then that was regurgitated by the dumb car magazine, I suspect to knowingly mislead, instead of the filtering that out as incorrect.
Just think of all the other valid comments they could have printed instead, but they chose this one. Ridiculous!