I was just down at D&G, the garage 4 doors down. The mechanic asked me if I worried about my cat getting nicked. I told him the car was garaged most of the time, but I wondered about getting some form of security.
He told me that a guy came into their Dunfermline depot with fault light on his Mk 1. It was for an O2 sensor, and when they put it up on the ramp, they found out why. The guy had cabling all wrapped around his cat to secure it. The scrotes had had a go at stealing his cat, but when they saw the cabling, the b@$tards jacked the car up on the cat, crushing it. Just for the sake of it. The equivalent of the burglar who $**ts on the bed when he cannot find anything of real value.