There is an age old question which has caused arguments between women and men since time immemorial, it is this:
Which is more painful... the pain of childbirth, or a kick in the balls?
After very careful consideration, I have come to the conclusion that the answer is that a kick up the goolies must hurt more. The reasoning for this revelation is as follows.
A year or two after having a child, many women will be heard to remark, "it would be nice to have another baby!"
However, once a fellow has been booted in the conkers, not once have I heard any of them ever say, "it would be nice to be kicked in the balls again..."