... a plethora of stories where people go into the dealership and they can find nothing wrong.
A dealer will be comparing system performance against how it’s designed to work, so if he reports “no fault found”, you have to conclude one of three things:
1. It’s working as designed, but the design (hardware &/or software) is wrong. That seems unlikely to me given the significance of this system for safety, plus it’s basically an add-on to the ABS which also will have been critically reviewed. Not to mention a fair number of people who don’t seem to have the problem.
Or ...
2. It’s not working as designed and the dealer is incompetent if he can’t find the fault. Definitely a possibility, but it does suggest all the dealers are equally incompetent which seems unlikely.
Or ...
3. The system is working correctly and is detecting a genuine asymmetry between the wheels. The asymmetry may only occur in certain conditions, it may or may not be a pressure difference, and if it is it may not be significant enough to worry about or even be detectable using typical DIY tools, but it must be there.
Which of those is the most likely ? Take your pick, but the Honest John queries posted earlier suggest the last one.