Well, I'm very pleased to report the car is back in the land of the living, sensors having been purchased from Walkerproductseurope. I spoke to Mr Earley, who was as charming and helpful as you said, and he dispatched them quickly so they were with me after the extended weekend. All in all, a new cat set me back £95 (ebay) and a pair of sensors for an auto £90 delivered. Excellent, my wife is now mobile for the first time in around three months.
I'd like to thank everyone for their help and support, particularly Sparky Paul and tonytan.
Have a good lockdown and stay safe.