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Westy36

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2021, 12:58:34 PM »
 :D

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2021, 03:29:51 PM »
Q. What did the Snail say to the Slug?

A. Shell we dance!

Or Shell we slip away together


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Re: A joke.
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2021, 03:37:58 PM »
 Q. What did the snail say when He lost his Shell.
  A. I’m feeling sluggish

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2021, 12:08:08 AM »
How do oysters make love?



Shellfishly.

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #34 on: April 04, 2021, 12:14:46 PM »
Poker

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2021, 03:24:19 PM »
Any art critics out there?

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2021, 04:58:01 PM »
I think I just had a scam phone call.

An automated voice telling me I had won either £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute show, and that I had to press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2021, 05:09:36 PM »
How many Elvis impersonators does it take to change a light bulb?









1 for the money 2 for the show
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Re: A joke.
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2021, 07:33:06 AM »
Broken Bolt

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2021, 05:46:38 PM »
Apparently, it’s the law to put your headlights on when it is raining in Sweden.

How the heck am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2021, 12:10:59 PM »
Apparently, it’s the law to put your headlights on when it is raining in Sweden.

How the heck am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

 :D nice one
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Westy36

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2021, 02:34:05 PM »
So there was this praying mantis having a drink in a bar.

The bartender asked, 'do you want another one'?

He replies, 'might as well - she's going to bite my head off anyway'.

Westy36

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2021, 02:35:25 PM »
I was going to make a joke about Sodium. But I thought Na, no one will get it.  :D :D :D

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2021, 03:30:04 PM »
I was going to make a joke about Sodium. But I thought Na, no one will get it.  :D :D :D

You can get into hot water with sodium jokes....
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Re: A joke.
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2021, 03:36:39 PM »
A vacuum flask keeps hot liquids hot and cold liquids cold.

How does it know  :D
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