I sold my old 58-plate MK2 Jazz to a cousin back in 2021. The cousin has spent six months in hospital and I've been looking after some things for him. To save the battery, I'd disconnected the earth terminal on the battery, and going over and reconnecting it and running the car for half an hour every few weeks.
Now, it's not been run since the week before Christmas (when I put £15 of E5 in it and gave it a good run up and down the local motorway), and it's been particularly wet here for the last few days.
This morning I reconnected the battery. It started first pull, but when I pulled out onto the road, up came "Check System" and "Check VSA" and the car went into limp home mode, with revs limited to about 2000 RPM max.
Bother! (and stronger words.)
I got it back in the drive and let it rest for 10 minutes, going to consult the manual (which wasn't particularly useful). I checked the oil (perfectly between the two marks), then started the engine again.
Check System came up again, but no Check VSA (I guess that one won't kick in until the wheels move), but no rev limiter. I didn't try moving it this time as I was now running late for the next thing I was going to do today.
Apart from taking it to the local dealership (about 10 miles off), does anyone have any suggestions?