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Diagnostics, Tuning, Modifications and Maintenance - all Hondas => Car Care & Detailing => Topic started by: Westy36 on August 23, 2021, 09:27:18 AM

Title: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: Westy36 on August 23, 2021, 09:27:18 AM
Spotted this in our local Waitrose yesterday.  :o

(https://i.imgur.com/1xWVjIm.jpg)

How can anyone do that to such a nice car? I would love to have a bash at cleaning it, just imagine the before and after photos!  :D

 
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: guest9236 on August 23, 2021, 09:37:06 AM
You certainly would not expect that in a Waitrose carpark disgusting, should have there Waitrose card withdrawn.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: culzean on August 23, 2021, 09:59:35 AM
You certainly would not expect that in a Waitrose carpark disgusting, should have there Waitrose card withdrawn.

Probably greenies who don't agree with using car cleaning products  :o ( and trying to turn a blue car green ). 

That car is a mobile ecosystem.

That was pretty much the colour of my first Civic ( Brighton Blue ). 
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: nowster on August 23, 2021, 10:19:36 AM
You certainly would not expect that in a Waitrose carpark disgusting, should have there Waitrose card withdrawn.

"Sainsbury's exists to keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose." (Alan Coren)
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: Jocko on August 23, 2021, 12:12:40 PM
My Jazz is in a similar condition at the moment. 90 miles a day every day soon clarts it up.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: peteo48 on August 23, 2021, 01:43:28 PM
A flying petri dish!

I think that would take some cleaning. Certainly a pressure washer would be required.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: Westy36 on August 23, 2021, 02:32:10 PM
According to the gov.uk checker, they've had it for 3 1/2yrs! It has only done 44k too.

Obviously don't know their circumstances, but you would have thought they'd take better care of their motor. Seems very wasteful to me as it would have cost them a tidy penny to buy back then.

I would really enjoy getting that car back to presentable, extremely satisfying.   
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: peteo48 on August 23, 2021, 04:17:16 PM


I would really enjoy getting that car back to presentable, extremely satisfying.

Yes. If you keep your car half decent you never get that "transformation" feeling.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: Kremmen on August 23, 2021, 04:33:54 PM
I can't remember the last time my car was dirty.

Unless I like the weather it stays in the garage.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: nowster on August 23, 2021, 06:10:04 PM
Many years ago, someone asked me if I'd got a new car. I replied, "No, I washed it."
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: Westy36 on August 23, 2021, 07:14:17 PM
Yes. If you keep your car half decent you never get that "transformation" feeling.

Too true. Other than the wheels and brake dust, the body work doesn't look much different post wash to most folk. Thing is though, when you are into cleaning cars, you can really see the difference.



Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: swhull on August 23, 2021, 07:27:25 PM
Looks like it’s been dredged from a riverbed. Shocking  :o
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: StateofTrance on August 26, 2021, 12:03:00 PM
Wouldn't ever let mine get to that kind of state.
My Jazz I gave a really good clean last week (only had it a fortnight or so) and found a lot of algae growth under the door rub strips and also on the sills.
The dealer was meant to give it a good valet before delivering it to me. Makes me wonder how long it had been stood before I bought it..
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: madasafish on August 26, 2021, 12:22:36 PM
You certainly would not expect that in a Waitrose carpark disgusting, should have there Waitrose card withdrawn.

I would expect no less of the Waitrose Customers I have met.
Too full of their own importance to clean their car..  8) :) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: guest4871 on August 26, 2021, 01:01:45 PM
Try looking under the rear number plate sometime. That can be a bit of a shock.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: culzean on August 26, 2021, 02:01:44 PM
Wouldn't ever let mine get to that kind of state.

To me the mechanical health of the car is more important than shiny paint.  I am well known on this forum for being allergic to cleaning cars, but the best thing I ever did was get the 'diamond coating' on the paintwork from the dealer - the civic is 10 years old now, and wifes Jazz 8 years, paintwork still looks good even though never been waxed ( I use autoglym super resin polish on plastic headlight covers on out cars about once a month, and they are showing no sign of cloudiness, I also use super resin to clean our UPVC window frames, doors and fascia boards, guttering and downpipes  once a year ) I have used Autoglym bumper and trim gel on parts of the cars and it works well.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: StateofTrance on August 26, 2021, 03:01:00 PM
Wouldn't ever let mine get to that kind of state.

To me the mechanical health of the car is more important than shiny paint.

I prefer both to be in good order as good preventative maintenance tends to be better than expensive repairs.
I have detailing equipment but found I didn't really need to go too deep into using it as the Jazz was given Auto Glym Lifeshine shield when new 6 years ago and came up clean with minimal effort. Just puzzled as to how long a car would need to stand to get as much algae growth on it :)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: Westy36 on August 26, 2021, 03:02:11 PM
I would expect no less of the Waitrose Customers I have met.
Too full of their own importance to clean their car..  8) :) ;D ;D ;D ;D
LOL - you'd have thought they could at least take the poor thing to one of the many hand car wash places for <£10.

If they lived in my road, I'd have been round and washed the poor thing out of sympathy by now.  :D
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: guest9236 on August 26, 2021, 04:03:37 PM
You certainly would not expect that in a Waitrose carpark disgusting, should have there Waitrose card withdrawn.

I would expect no less of the Waitrose Customers I have met.
Too full of their own importance to clean their car..  8) :) ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry in delay for reply we were shopping in Aldi just to get a feel how the other half live   just read your observation, we had a good laugh, just kidding Waitrose to far away anyway.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: TnTkr on August 27, 2021, 06:43:48 AM
Just puzzled as to how long a car would need to stand to get as much algae growth on it :)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

If parked under suitable trees, I would say less less than a year in British weather conditions. Especially if the paint is already dull to collect sap and pollen.
Title: Re: Dirty Jazz!
Post by: Jocko on August 27, 2021, 08:49:31 AM
Looks to me more like cow muck.