Some comic relief

[FordPrefect8]

 

[Kremmen]

Google translate has improved over the years 

[FordPrefect8]

Google translate has improved over the years 

Only a little bit though

[robark]

WD40 advertising material ?

[Westy36]

  Well done Honda. "Hi Hi" to warn of appraoch!

These days many products we buy come with chinglish (Chinese-English) instructions.

[springswood]

In the late 70s our kid had an MZ ES 250 east German motorbike (like the picture but all blue and not as smart). The manual included an elaborate description of how to double de-clutch changing down which ended with the enigmatic phrase 'this is telegraphic style indeed.' It instantly became a family phrase for anything done well (or badly).

[FordPrefect8]

In the late 70s our kid had an MZ ES 250 east German motorbike (like the picture but all blue and not as smart). The manual included an elaborate description of how to double de-clutch changing down which ended with the enigmatic phrase 'this is telegraphic style indeed.' It instantly became a family phrase for anything done well (or badly).

Incidentally I'm trying to learn double de/clutch and heel-toe thing, while on motorbike I do equivalents of these techniques instinctively, I can't for the kingdom and half a horse learn it on a car 

[sparky Paul]

Incidentally I'm trying to learn double de/clutch and heel-toe thing, while on motorbike I do equivalents of these techniques instinctively, I can't for the kingdom and half a horse learn it on a car 

First glance of that, I read it as "I'm trying to learn double dutch" 

[FordPrefect8]

First glance of that, I read it as "I'm trying to learn double dutch" 

Yeah, I mean, that too! Who wouldn't want to learn "double dutch"?

Also turns out IT IS a thing:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dutch_(jump_rope)

[Kremmen]

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