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sparky Paul

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2021, 02:47:02 PM »
I think I'm sailing a bit close to the breeze with this one...  ::)

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2021, 11:50:12 AM »
Makes sense to me!

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2021, 12:12:02 PM »
 8)

sparky Paul

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2021, 12:25:43 PM »
The late, great Dave Allen. He was on BBC2 last night for 2½ hours, should be on iplayer.


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Re: A joke.
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2021, 04:43:47 PM »
A sheep, a drum and a snake get thrown off a cliff: baa dumm, tss.

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2021, 05:00:05 PM »
One of my all times favourites:

Q: What did the slug say to the snail ?

A: Big Issue !


 :D :D :D

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2021, 10:35:31 AM »
 :D
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Re: A joke.
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2021, 11:02:51 AM »
Now we've found the level...


A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2021, 04:28:11 PM »
Q. What did the slug say to the snail?

A.  Big Issue.

sparky Paul

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2021, 04:30:59 PM »
Q. What did the slug say to the snail?

A.  Big Issue.

I think I just had déjà vu  ;D

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2021, 04:48:48 PM »
Again?

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2021, 05:49:23 PM »
D'oh
Sorry- (just read The Oldie)....but not previous posts!

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2021, 06:10:28 PM »
Q. What did the Snail say to the Slug?

A. Not you again!

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2021, 07:50:58 PM »
I received a letter from the British Origami Society today. I don't know what to make of it.

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Re: A joke.
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2021, 09:10:54 AM »
A vicar, a rabbit & a priest walk into a pub. The barman asks the rabbit what he'd like to drink. 'Dunno', he said. 'I'm only here because of autocorrect'
 

Another version of this classic...

A vicar, a rabbit, and a priest walk into the blood donation clinic. The nurse asks the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

The rabbit replies, "I'm probably a type O"

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